Let it Go: College Edition
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
My dad caught me instagraming my dinner and he just stared at me and I said, “I have to photograph everything I eat,” and without wasting a breath he goes, “well that could be considered porn at some point so make sure she’s eighteen.”NOOO. DAD JOKES GONE WILD.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
My favourite was “If I had to bleed to find you annoying, I’d be anaemic.”
You were pretty much either a Dexter or a Dee Dee from birth. #CrackedClassic
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
me spreading christmas cheer and my mother being unresponsive as usual
All 159 mistakes listed are actually just the same one over and over.